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A Winter Blog for 2021

1/12/2021

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Any sentence with the word Macaque in it ought to be superfluous, but the main point of this blog is to report the final of the new Tedboro Trilogy (the first installation of The Casebook of Reese Macaque, P.I.).
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When amaryllises bloom: a six-bloomer!!
Time’s a funny old dimension of reality, isn’t it? Subjectively I feel as though The Tedboro Trilogy is new writing. I also remember being in a terrible hurry to finish “President Nero’s Golden Palace” in 2017 for fear that the Trump administration would end before I could get the piece finished. I needn’t have worried. “President Nero” has long since been up on Amazon in two individual versions and as part of two sequential draft versions of the trilogy with “Two Terrible Weeks in Tedboro” and “Danger Is My Alibi”. 
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A green mini amaryllis.
Has it really been three years? I may have overdone the publishing of what was still draft material, back in 2018, 2019 and 2020. Did I honestly think I was a player of some kind, in the discourse over the public scourge of Trumpism? No, of course not. I feel lucky when my sales reach two digits. I am secretly not nearly as vain as those who know me assume I am.
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Big pink ones.
If I had published the final version of The Tedboro Trilogy one week sooner, the final version would have been available to readers before the insurrection on January 6 at the U.S. Capitol. I’m not sure why I was trying to deadline myself or why I cared. But “President Nero’s Golden Palace” is very close to events of January 6, 2021 and related events yet to come according to F.B.I. warnings. “Danger Is My Alibi” may be coming to fruition momentarily and we are having the two bad weeks in Tedboro now.
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The intimate structure of these giant tropical flowers is amazing.
I seldom feel I have to write topically. I am much fonder of nonsense. I dislike politics and no wonder; public life really does attract the worst of us, over and over.
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They sometimes seem sentient.
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It’s big, it’s bold, it’s another amaryllis.
The “President Nero” reference is obviously to Trump. Apology is needed for that. Nero built the Domus Aurea. He was a sociopath of dreams, much beloved on his own account, and not merely by a faction of the Senate, though he sometimes embarrassed the cultural elite, for instance by murdering his mother and wives or burning the city. Recorded by history as a psychotic serial killer among other things, he lived a truly fully feral life—which is very rare for intellectuals as well as fun to pronounce—and if all he had to his credit were vices, at least his vices were astonishingly bad.

Trump, on the other hand, seems increasingly dwarfed by his campaign signs. Nero burned his Christians; Trump merely befoozled the ones who were willing to volunteer for it.

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Think I’ll dabble in these seeds, Praise Jesus.
Trump and his followers have exchanged mirrored images. Nature deplores a vacuum. QAnon rushed in to fill the vacant moral space, and QAnon will eat the Trumpists the way Trumpism ate the GOP. Crowds can’t take very much disappointment.

There’s a lot left to see and things will play themselves out, but I look forward to returning to more nonsense and less seriousness as The Casebook of Reese Macaque, P.I. continues.

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The wine of life.
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November 18th, 2020

11/18/2020

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In a year that will live in infamy, we have lots of reasons to be sick of ourselves. I take solace from reflecting on the countless generations of farmers and hunters who made our existence possible and then melted back into the earth. People with faith in the future made the human world. They knew they would never see us. We can only wonder what they thought we would be like. Perhaps they thought we would be like them.

A long visit from Alex, who lives in Hawaii, did much to redeem the year. It’s important to live in many worlds.

In Hawaii the garden year never ends. The garden year doesn’t really end here either. Cleaning up from the summer is simultaneous with harvesting late crops and planting fall and winter vegetables.


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Karen and Alex: Fall gardening.
In the fall, large successful insects become careless. The prey is vanishing, the cold is coming, the stakes aren’t as high, so why not fly right out into the open yard and land on a rock? What’s the worst that could happen? We live in a world of protein exchange and as you receive, so shall you give.
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A male mantis. Nearly half a foot of dinner for somebody if this careless attitude keeps up.

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It was a very poor year for sweet potatoes and yams but various black squash flourished.
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Interesting how beautiful these ancient field pea varieties are: the wealth of many forgotten pasts.
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Squashes and gourds from Covesville.
When gardening is done, it’s time to take a bath in the ocean. Off to the coast! The temperate Atlantic in the fall is replete with life, and the weather is excellent. We took some of our squash with us. No sense starving. Alan and Don visited.
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Terns and Sanderlings.

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Fall at the beach.
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Alan.
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A captive drum, about to be thrown back into the sea.

It was drum season in North Carolina and we voted drum as our favorite eating fish.
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This puffer fish washed up dead.
The theme of things that washed up dead or dying seems a little awkward, emotionally. It’s an archetypal beach story though. For instance, Sargassum weed in a range of fall colors, a lot of it over the course of two weeks, suggesting protracted disturbances far out in the Sargasso Sea, the central Atlantic bight.

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Sargassum, or Sargasso weed, also turns colors in the fall.
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Sargassum bears up under close inspection.

The horseshoe crabs come ashore awkwardly and sometimes permanently, as they have been doing for half a billion years. They’re a sturdy animal on the sea floor, where they can live individually for 20 years or more, but reaching the shore to breed is a serious challenge.

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Didn't make it.

Of course some crabs prefer the shore and never leave it.
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Ghost crabs will put up their dukes if cornered.

Cannonball jellyfish washed up steadily.
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The cannonball jelly.
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They kept showing up day after day.
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As did the moon jellies.
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As did this dangerous siphonophore, the Portuguese man ‘o war.
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As did tunicates like this sea grape.

Meanwhile, Cape Hatteras still claims ships and boats.
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Once the 'Saucy Mrs. Flobster', now hurricane debris.
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The wreck of an old timer, beams in the surf.

Today’s blog is tapering off into mere observation. I’d like to salvage some intellectual content. I guess I’ve mentioned the Great Temporal Sea between where we are, and the time and place of the ancestors—where we came from. I’ve hinted that our temporal sense of seasons, though not entirely arbitrary, is subjective. I referred to the Atlantic Ocean and its denizens, and I began the essay by not saying anything very grateful about the year 2020 O.R. (“Our Reckoning”). 

Not everything has cause to complain, however. We are entering a future that looks very bright for so-called jellyfish, very bright indeed. They are going to do extremely well, after all—as they have been doing for more than half a billion years.

With that in mind, it is high time to reconsider what we mean when we say ‘jellyfish’. The English word covers, nondescriptively, a vast host of disparate organisms: Ctenophora, Cnidaria, and our somewhat closer cousins the Tunicata. The tunicates are evolutionarily closer to us than they are to most other so-called jellyfish. Look, folks. Ignorance is not a virtue. Please join me, as an ambition for 2021, in learning our jellies. This is increasingly their world. We merely stand on the shores of it, setting fires.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jellyfish

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Macaque’s Progress

10/5/2020

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The first three stories in The Casebook of Reese Macaque, P.I., the sequel to The Adventures of Reese Macaque, Private Investigator, are now up on Amazon Kindle. They’re up as individual stories for those who may have bought the first two stories separately, and also as a three-story collection, Macaque’s Progress, on offer for the lowest price allowed (99 cents). I recommend the collection because the first two stories (“President Nero’s Golden Palace” and “Two Terrible Weeks in Tedboro”) have been thoroughly rewritten again alongside the third story, “Danger Is My Alibi.”

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 The rewrite monkeys. Oh please not again!!!!!
The Macaque tales are science fiction detective stories. Detective stories are generally tales of manners. Science fiction detective stories, then, are about social manners in a future world.

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Beautiful cover by Alex and Pohakea.
As an aside, I’d love to see an anime version of the Macaque stories. We don’t ask for backstory in film. As viewers, we tend to accept what we see. Readers, however, have different needs and expectations. We have to be negotiated into accepting what we read. It’s not the same part of the brain.

The Adventures takes the sudden immersion approach and contains little backstory, leaving the reader to absorb details and draw conclusions about the America of the 2300s along the way—including the important question of not just who but what our detective, Rhesus A. Macaque, is. Rhesus says his mother named him after his blood type. He is not a Rhesus, despite the hide, tail and the prehensile feet.

The answer to Reese’s identity, to give the thing away, is the incredible genomic diversity of his Dad combined with his Mom’s full set of robust primate genes. Obviously a case of Planned Parenthood. Reese Macaque and his many, many siblings are not an accident at all.


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Macaque’s real Dad, Euler. (source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=30918973).
The Casebook of Reese Macaque, P.I. begins with a three-story arc containing lots of references to the immediate past, orienting the unexposed to the new world of Macaque. Gosh, that makes it political. The deconstructed post-Secession-Era America of The Adventures is not just genetically unstable. It’s unstable in every other way too. Yet we easily recognize many things fundamental to American culture or directly descended from Classical Television, the golden era of the Imperial past that the Americans of the 2300s try furiously to base their own societies on.
 
To some extent the “Tedboro” arc of stories asks, indirectly, What is government? Where do governments come from? Also, where do they go when they disappear? Just to state a fact, whole governments do regularly blink out of existence, some quietly, some with a bang.
 
It’s a question I keep reverting to. Rockfish bothers to describe at least some aspects of the rise and fall of various political regimes in Virginia and the U.S. over the period of the novel, from the 1750s to 2001. How various forms and levels of government change, at least at the local level, is never neglected. Since it is about groups of people, Rockfish never escapes the question of how groups regulate themselves and how they are regulated by other groups. All individuals in society live in just such webs. Fiction describing this could maybe be called social-realist fiction, and I guess that covers me, for lack of a better critic. The same impulse toward social realism is more obvious in The Southern Skylark, which seems to be about American Slavery in the Romantic Era, and Exemptions, about college life in 1969-1970, a year of revolution. The Macaque saga, in its undercurrents, is in the same vein.
 
But there’s no reason to be unamusing. I’m told that these new stories are a bit darker than the Adventures, less freewheeling and more serious. It’s 2020. I’m not deaf, dumb and blind, like the three monkeys. I hope the stories are still funny anyway.

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Macbeth in the Garden

10/2/2020

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Is this a trowel which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. Shakespeare is often horticultural, something that leads to the countless creation of Shakespeare Gardens and Elizabethan Gardens around the world. Macbeth, however, is not usually considered a top horticultural play despite containing the largest mass transplantation in literature, Birnam Wood to Dunsinane.
 
Not long ago I was complaining about heat. But now my way of life is fall'n into the sere, the yellow leaf. Well, not quite, but Autumn is here in Central Virginia. The leaves are just beginning to change and fall. Some parts of our garden succeeded and other parts did not succeed very much. Certainly everything had its day. The esthetic pleasure, sense of accomplishment, and occasional exhilaration justified our efforts—at least in the philosophical sense brought to light in Wolfram Eilenberger’s freshly-published Time of the Magicians, which I earnestly suggest for your must-read list—and yet for the small creatures and every least sprout, and for the soil itself, teeming with nematodes and bacterial types, existence remains Darwinian to the core. The voles lost to the cats. The moles thought twice and retreated beyond the cat fence. Birds were hatched and fledged and flew away. Other birds died, though not by cat—most often by hawk or owl. Lizards scurried, privileged by all the rockwork around here. The larger insects, a fine meal for birds, precariously depended on their camouflage or other defensive measures but luck was maybe their best ally.
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Early fall is dahlia time.

A garden is an acculturated space. The human tendency to anthropomorphize the things in the garden is natural. We are aware of our own consciousness. We extend our theory of consciousness to the things around us because for all we know, maybe they are. The hardest thing is to set aside the cognitive echoes of our own self-awareness and, in the words of Ram Dass, who died in Maui last year aged 88, “Be Here Now.” The creatures in a garden are just trying to scrounge a meal and lay eggs without being eaten in the process. They have no hope of survival, personally. But they have no commandment to survive. Their commandment seems entirely to Be Here Now, both proactively and reactively. In between, for all I know, it’s possible they meditate. But tranquility is a state of mind, not a state of nature. Thus one of humanity’s primal functions since the beginning has been brushing off, slapping, and getting bit. If you’re not having that experience you must be Somewhere Else Now.

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Karen and mosquito.
As Shakespeare wrote, “Virtue? A fig! 'Tis in ourselves that we are thus or thus. Our bodies are our gardens, to the which our wills are gardeners. So that if we will plant nettles or sow lettuce, set hyssop and weed up thyme, supply it with one gender of herbs or distract it with many—either to have it sterile with idleness, or manured with industry—why, the power and corrigible authority of this lies in our wills.” And, while on the subject of figs, figs are a real success this year.

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Figs—a grand supply this year, figs upon figs. Our first harvested winter squash behind it.

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A location both sheltered and sunny for this tender shrub.

Meanwhile, in Don’s Covesville garden, the raccoons spared the Looney corn. It grew so huge and off-the-ground that maybe the coons didn’t know where the cobs were. Looney is a late 19th century hard corn designed for the whiskey industry, especially local whiskeys, but the Covesville chickens love it.

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Chickens like fresh raw corn on the cob a lot. (Photo by Donnie Mawyer).

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Newly sprouted kale.

Autumn is a good time to plant some things. Kale. Collards. Lettuce. We won’t get much from these plantings until March. They will suffer through the winter, use each warm spell to revivify, and then take off in 2021 before anything else.

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Shorter, cooler days for dahlias.

I ended the last blog with photos of iris beds being rebuilt. Time passes. The job got done. It went faster and faster.

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 You’d think this would kill you.

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A rough, rude collation of stones badly in need of the inevitable moss and decay.

My evocation of Be Here Now at the beginning of this essay seems less obvious looking at this picture of a raised iris bed. In gardening everything is done for later. Hardly anything is for now. Nothing is ever really ‘done’ at all, merely ‘worked on.’ To get to Now, you have to stop doing things for later. Upon arriving at Now, shall I meditate upon this wall? I shall. This could be a better wall. Every rock in it could be a better rock. Some of the individual rocks seem misconceived for this purpose and others seem misconceived for any purpose. These are not the rocks they could have been. The builder was not the builder he could have been. The irises themselves will, I believe, never know they’re living in correspondence with an imagined iris bed in my mind. Consciousness! The thing’s hilarious.   

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Passiflora incarnata, a terrific weed around here. Some of the best things happen by accident, but you have to give an accident a chance.

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The Elements of Summer

9/8/2020

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Tomatoes, from the small to the gigantic, are like emblems of profound lushness, rain, heat and daylight.

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Mini-zebras—they’d be like museum pieces, if there weren’t so many of them.


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Mammoth Beefsteak—a state-fair-sized specimen from Don’s Covesville garden.
 

Readers of this blog may remember last summer’s Covesville field reclamation project, working only with rain and aboriginal creek bottom soil, red clay thickly studded with white quartz fragments. This year, with better planning, results in Covesville are interesting compared to our intensive raised bed scheme maintained primarily by Karen. Since the Covesville garden is primarily maintained by Don, it’s obvious that I personally am too lazy to garden.

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Standing next to Mike Reilly in Covesville is a massive volunteer Japanese winter squash.

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A long L-shaped row of winter squashes, pumpkins and gourds.

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Corn: a success this year, for the raccoons who claimed it.

The tale is not finished at Covesville, but plant diseases and insect infestations are still not an issue there, possibly due to the comparatively huge space. Weed/squash overgrowth forms cover for insects, reptiles and amphibians. That’s good. Rabbits and raccoons are a real issue, but that’s good too, for rabbits and raccoons. In this less closely tended and much more spaced out garden, nature (i.e. weeds and the things that weeds shelter) seems fairly harmonious with garden produce. This year’s corn was chosen to be big corn. Winter squash, if it’s wet enough for them to survive, will then shade and cool the ground. Field peas have ‘field’ in their name for a reason. So we will see. But it is interesting about the roominess of the large-scale stand versus the pest propensities of closely-gardened concentrated beds. As usual or as ever, the main limitation of gardening is available labor.

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Meanwhile, late summer field peas and pole beans in Karen’s raised beds. The foreground is heirloom “Polecat” bean.

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Polecat beans—tasty!

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Purple shiso, a delicately astringent mint relative.

Gardens are of the insects, by the insects, for the insects, so insects shall not perish from the earth. We surely must battle select insect pests to get our share of what we planted, and as Abraham Lincoln well knew, you can fool some of the insects some of the time, though victory over all of the insects all of the time is not in the cards. Insofar as there is an answer to bug problems, part of the answer is to draw in even more insects, because many of them eat each other—efficiently.

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A mantis preying in the rain on September 1. No days off.

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A tussock moth caterpillar crawling along the back of a plastic lawn chair in August. Note the dense fur of neurotoxin-loaded hairs on this interesting touch-me-not creature.

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Calling all insects. This is not a drill.

Meanwhile, weeds explode ungovernably, the lawn seems to need mowing every week, and yet it’s also time to restore last year’s desperate iris losses by re-digging the beds, improving the soil, disentangling the iris rhizomes, and straining out the rhizomes of Bermuda Grass. This task should be done every third year anyway, or the irises will suffer. I also like to top layer irises with ash and charcoal. The irises don’t seem to mind, while some weeds do. The soil in this bed did not drain well enough for irises in a really wet year. We’re having another really wet year now. Gardening is a process. Every allocation of labor means something else gets left to its own devices, which is how Three Stooges episodes begin. I do enjoy gardening.

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Kneel and pray to the triangular rock.

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The brutal realities of September gardening.

I sometimes wonder why I natter on about gardening as I do in this blog. The current plagues of the world, some of which are viral or bacterial and others secular or religious, and the well of suffering that is the earth, seem to call for more than morning glories. But reality will not take our bullshit. That does not leave us with much. No sense slinging muddy philosophical crap at nature. Nature is the real king of life and death. In all humility, here are some morning glories.

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Like voices from a distant star, to borrow a Makoto Shinkai title.

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Rappaccini's Garden

7/28/2020

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It is the 28th of July and the 31st consecutive day of 90+⸰ F temperatures. The heat index, taking humidity and general oppressiveness into account, reckons most of those days equivalent to 100+⸰ F. At this moment it is said to be 98 and to feel like 110. Several other heat indexes (hottest July days ever, hottest number of days in a row, single hottest day, the most heat records broken in one month, etc.) have been recorded in tones of awe on local TV, but it is not as if that matters to plants. Plants, individually and as a kingdom, have no concept of television. Some may call that a bold claim. I’m positive plants do think. I’m not at all sure how. But the thin wash of radiation that comes off TV screens would satisfy only the most modest of plants, such as cave algae.

Piedmont Virginia, like the rest of the Piedmont south, bakes in the summer under long dry spells, suffocates in humidity, and hosts violent storms coming off the Gulf, the Atlantic, and the Monongahela. It’s a brutal, fertile, heartbreaking climate where trouble can blow in from any direction, though insects and things that eat insects seem to love it. The ancestors had to battle the July sun. They did not get to sit in a shady arbor with a bit of breeze and something chilled and bubbly. If they had thrown in the sponge on summer, none of us would be here and the Raccoon would be the dominant species on earth.

These are days of danger for the gardener. Heat stroke is not a conspiracy theory, and even incipient heat stroke can ruin your week. We pop out in the early morning and do what we can before the sun takes over. Younger gardeners can do more. Older gardeners are obliged to do less. Something I’d consider a warm-up task in October or May—some little job to finish before putting in a full day—turns into all I can do for the day, in July. The air seems hot and sticky, even syrupy. You are bitten, scratched, crawled on. There are poisons concealed in the most innocent places. Brushing against a tiny Saddleback caterpillar on the underside of a leaf (the likeliest place to find one is the out-of-view underside) is about equivalent to a hornet sting or, if you’re lucky, a really full-on sting from a red wasp. The Spiny Oak Slug is a good deal worse. The Buck Moth caterpillar, also an oak caterpillar, is just about common here and a run-in with one will put an end to the day. Sometimes in July, all that really makes sense for a gardener to do is to go inside and let the neurotoxins burn themselves out while the swelling goes down. C’est la guerre.  

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Saddleback Caterpillar (Wikimedia Commons). An ordinary garden inhabitant around here.

The ornamental parts of our garden are laid out with summer in mind. I hope my summer flower beds are arranged loosely enough to give the summer plants a chance of living almost as if they were wild. Some (not all) have to have an annual feeding, especially the big lilies. Feeding is done in the spring or fall. The minimum ornamental garden hand work is three main weedings a year, in the spring and fall and at the end of June, to prevent nature from reclaiming the whole thing. If the local cloudbursts, cold fronts and hurricane remnants are inadequate for water, I usually try to preserve annuals like zinnias, or dahlias, by watering. With luck a few senescent hurricanes will drift through and things will be wonderful. But if you get very much water, the weeds will erupt—something to keep in mind when playing with the water hose. Generally I regard artificial watering as a last resort. In July the last resort can arrive in about 12 hours. To sum up, the ornamental garden requires a lot of preparation to still be an ornament in July, because July is harsh.

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Oriental lilies, doing well in partial shade.
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A gang of Orienpets—Oriental/Trumpet crosses--doing well in full sun.

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“Anaconda”, a trumpet lily, in full shade.

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Hemerocallis: a double orange sport.

The daylily or Hemerocallis is not a lily, but like the lily it is a monocot, a very ancient branch of the plant kingdom. The daylily can thrive even in baked red clay soil and is fully naturalized for easy high summer bloom in Virginia. Deer love both daylilies and real lilies, and will eat them to the ground if given a chance—the post-scientific or ‘disappointing’ phase of the plant’s existence.

Both the ornamental and the vegetable garden have been showier and more productive in 2020 than ever before. This is largely because the pandemic is keeping us home. Karen now has time to go through the individual vegetable plants nearly every day, picking eggs, larvae and destructive pests off by hand. The hand-picking technique is a bit prehistoric but we can see that it works fairly well, time and energy allowing.

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Karen, concerned and thoughtful, giving the local praying mantises a hand.

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Extreme heat causes extreme thunderheads.

The vegetable garden has to be weeded as much as possible, of course. Even in July. If water is deficient it must be provided. And the ladybug and the mantis really are our friends, as are the wasps and every other pollinator.

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Our new 2020 garden annex in early June.
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Same site in the early A.M. at the end of July. The work of insects: pollination.

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Tetsukabuto winter squash.

I re-read Rappaccini’s Daughter this spring, and I’ve been thinking about it on and off ever since. In Nathaniel Hawthorne’s 1844 garden romance, Giacomo Rappaccini’s walled garden in Padua, secret to all but a few, is poisonous—as is his delicate and lovely daughter, envenomed by a life spent among the rarest and most toxic horticultural peculiarities. The story has legendary and mythological sources, though it’s hard to be sure Hawthorne knew all the potential sources. Back in my student days, when Hawthorne was just barely dead yet and his remains had only recently been put on display in the Old Customs House at Salem, Mass., the battle for this story was fought out mainly between stodgy old Freudian interpretations and exciting new Jungian interpretations, and there was plenty of ammunition for both sides.

Doctors and druggists ordinarily compounded with acutely poisonous medicinal plant materials in Hawthorne’s time. Herbalists’ gardens and medical gardens of biologically active plants would not have seemed entirely strange in 1844 and a secret poisonous garden is not an enormously exaggerated possibility. There would have been herbalists with plant collections in the Boston area. There were important medical gardens in Padua, whose university has been at the forefront of Western science since 1222. By romanticizing an equally poisonous secret girl, Rappaccini’s Daughter joined the tradition of desperately doomed Italian love affairs, a tradition including Shakespeare and Boccaccio and probably the Etruscans.

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Padua’s Botanical Gardens in the mid-16th century (Wikimedia Commons).

Hawthorne and Edgar Allen Poe were both redefining the brief prose romance genre in the 1840s, and Poe was already publishing about the structural details, for instance in “The Philosophy of Composition” in Graham’s Magazine in 1846. Hawthorne’s main vision in Rappaccini’s Daughter could well have been setting a fatal Italian romance in a particularly original type of garden. When Poe says one of the best emotional prose effects is to kill a beautiful woman, we can be sure he knows what he’s talking about. It’s all very well to believe in genius, but genius without method wouldn’t be anything.

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Poe’s original Gold Bug? A Dynastes rhinoceros beetle carapace found on the roof of a garden shed.

The notion that gardens can be sinister seems contrary to the main garden tropes of paradise and beauty, going back to Virgil’s Bucolics, not to mention Genesis. However, Virgil’s shepherds complain, and the Biblical Eden, with its spring-loaded snake trap and permanent punishments, is sinister to a degree. But real garden stories are more humble. They are the fleeing stories of trespassing baby rabbits who encounter Mr. Man. The best are stories like “The Little Red Hen.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5dowCyaP7I


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The prize: Some of today's heirlooms.
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Death and Texas: More Macaquerie

6/12/2020

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No one in the near future is very likely to look back on 2020 as an inconsequential moment in time—not in the United States, anyway. Some of my suspicions about the world of the future are on display in the third edition of The Adventures of Reese Macaque, P.I. and its ongoing sequel, The Casebook of Reese Macaque, P.I. But before turning to that topic, I would like to mention something more important: Karen’s and my 49th Anniversary last week. 
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One of my favorite pictures of Karen. We started dating in the tenth grade.

Back now to literary news: another winkle has washed up on the beach. There is now a 3rd Edition of The Adventures of Reese Macaque, P.I. I found some glaring imperfections in the second edition, unsurprisingly. Also, the increasingly detailed features of the world of Macaque in the sequel, The Casebook of Reese Macaque, P.I., made textual reconciliation in the Adventures necessary.

The Casebook of Reese Macaque, P.I. is now represented on Kindle by two finished stories: a tidied-up new version of “President Nero’s Golden Palace” and the all-new “Two Terrible Weeks in Tedboro,” a sideshow so dryly funny that readers will wish they could be there now. But no hurry. We will all get to Texas soon enough, in God’s good time.

“Two Terrible Weeks in Tedboro” incorporates a good deal of backstory for the world of P.I. Macaque in the Adventures and Casebook, and it’s a little eerie to watch parallels forming in real life. I would have supposed only nonfiction writers get this much reality. Fortunately, the world of P.I. Macaque is in some ways not as disconcerting as the world of the present.

The Adventures of Reese Macaque, P.I. needed historical underpinnings to clear up how the post-Federal world got the way Reese finds it. I would never have realized this myself. My coauthor Ted worked more on this point than I did.

Composition is a ghostly business. The composer is in many ways not unlike a phantom, and the composed world is entirely made of shadows. Rather than trying to describe how that works, I’d just recommend watching or rewatching Carl Laemmle’s 1925 film, The Phantom of the Opera. The patent for creation is almost all in there. The parts that aren’t covered, and much else, can just as easily be found in Carl Theodor Dreyer’s 1932 film, Vampyr.

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 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_of_the_Opera_(1925_film).

But back to the Adventures and the Casebook—in the first place the world of the North American Exarchate circa 2400 C.E. is not post-apocalyptic. A full-on apocalypse (thermonuclear annihilation for instance, or something like that) would be too definitive to yield up the world of Macaque. However, things more in the Mommsen-Gibbon-Carlyle-Toynbee-Hobsbawm line, a coherent historical theory of the fall of the Federal Empire and the rise of the North American Exarchate, would be too advanced for fiction. Ted and I, as we conjured up the world of Macaque, weren’t looking for a theory—just for some explanations.
After we put theory and apocalypse aside, the most self-evident remaining list of likely causes for the fall of the Federal Empire were individually more trivial—things that would rock society to its foundations, force a belch out of it and then be digested. In the Macaque series, we’re positing—or glancing back at—four centuries of unexplained history. A drowned coastline and a few economic crises is not enough to collapse a world-empire like Federal America. It just isn’t.

So, like a gamer sorting playing cards, Ted put some options aside and collected others into a really great losing hand. In the world of Reese Macaque, it was no one thing that slew the Empire; it was all the things. And very stupid things they were. I suppose few of our Macaquian conversations were very memorable, but this is my chance to say to Ted, I was listening carefully.
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Piranesi’s quaint human figures.
There’s a lot of Edward Gibbon’s Decline and Fall lurking in the background of the Macaque stories, like the quaint human figures in Piranesi’s Roman prints. A greater influence generally, in this case, is John Julius Norwich’s Byzantium Trilogy.

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John Julius Cooper, 2nd Viscount Norwich (15 September 1929 – 1 June 2018) (Source: Wikipedia).

One of the tremendously fun things about Norwich’s three-volume history of Byzantium is the sheer smallness, and often the silliness, of the vast ocean of real-world minutiae in which the Eastern Roman Empire floundered for so many centuries before finally drowning. While Gibbon practically viewed Byzantine history as a volumes-long crime story, the point of Norwich’s history is not Byzantium’s crimes; rather, to me his larger point seems to be the stark reality of a “tide in the affairs of men”, and the blunt fact that governments unable to swim in those tides will drown forthwith.

The polities and dukedoms of the American Exarchate that Macaque knows—Cascadia, Tenn-O-Tucky, the Grain Republic, the Wisconsin Economic Zone, Carolina, Dixie, New Virginia, Texas, California, the rump Federal Territories and so many others, large and small—are the fruit of Byzantium in a way. Politically and culturally this is the sort of thing history’s ‘Byzantiums’ tend to produce. No sense panicking about it—but we might all be a trifle better off if, like Reese, we still had our tails!

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It’s Spring and the Woad Is in Bloom

5/6/2020

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The blog posts I’ve been writing this spring are a primitive narrative of garden preparation and planting, a spring ritual which seems to come simultaneously with garden cleanup. This post finishes the sequence. Gradually the bits and pieces come together. The new front garden gate is finished.
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Imprecise but functional ​
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Some nooks and crannies are beginning to come together.
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The side garden is constantly mutating.
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I was reminded, reading back a few posts, that we lost a lot of irises last fall. Heavy rain was the culprit. The surviving irises are mainly familiar heirloom varieties but many of the expensive modern irises were rescued and will get another chance.
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It was an eventful two years, but this rhizome finally got to bloom. 
I can’t bring myself to say much about the world beyond the garden, though I feel we are watching a change as profound as any of us have ever seen. I can’t say I’m surprised, after forty years of historical writing. At the moment I am just not sure what to say. I fear I may be turning into an old bore, just repeating that my novel Macaque was always serious. As for us, our fate is partly up to others, and I hate that feeling.  A philosopher might say the world always seems to be ending and of course in some ways it always is.

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A lavender mood. With orange fur.
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Dutch irises voting to be part of reality en masse.
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I think most Old Age and New Age gardeners would agree that it’s good to talk to your plants, or at least inevitable. Opinions might vary about the plants talking back, but I have seen it before. It’s not the commonest thing, but it is not entirely unknown. 
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But I won’t go on and on about iris-talk.
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Unlike René Magritte’s "Ceci n’est pas une pipe," this really is a cement owl.
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There are other things to look at in the garden, such as saxifrage, also known as rockfoil. 
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And this rose-breasted grosbeak, which was desperate to be photographed.
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​“Blue McQuary” heirloom woad among the  daylilies.
I don’t want to end this post without mentioning woad. Woad is available from specialty seed suppliers. The ancient Britons must have grown it by the ton, to dye with and to paint themselves blue. A couple of years ago I grew a sizable tub of woad, but in the end the rigors of actually extracting the dye kept me from painting myself. By the time I had my woad it no longer seemed worth the trouble, and possibly it never was. But I had a new respect for the industry of the ancients who made this stuff. We sort of owe it all to them. Anyway, woad escapes. It is a friendly, long-blooming volunteer and it should have its place in any Belgian or Pictish flower border, at least for old times’ sake and to keep the ancient Romans on their toes.
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The Treachery of Images, 1929,  by Belgian artist Réne Magritte.
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Jeremiah in the Garden

4/19/2020

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​After temperatures in the 80s Fahrenheit, a couple of nights ago it snowed at the higher elevations while we received over three inches of rain in two days. I find this fascinating. Why? Because I’m stuck under it. This is all the weather I have. Animals and plants of course live out in it the whole time, so to a squirrel or a tree this is not so much weather as it is reality.
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Snow on the Blue Ridge, April 15, 2020.
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​The conical hill in the center right of the photo above is Buck Mountain. The ridge in back is Bear Den Mountain. Our view of sunset on the Summer Solstice is along that ridge. My son Ted and I, several years ago, used an actual solstice sunset to calibrate the first scientific device either of us had ever actually built, a solstice-pointer with an extremely precise heel stone. We did not invent this. We used a proven and reliable public-domain design for it.
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It’s a little unpolished, but it absolutely works!
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In our upland garden, the roses and bearded irises are thinking about blooming simultaneously, which is two weeks early for both of them. The 80-degree days set their clocks off. They have to bloom. And yet, despite the unseasonable cold, even Mother Nature cannot fool lilacs. When the lilacs bud out, there is not going to be another frost after that. No idea how the lilacs know. We ourselves only know this local lore because of generations of observation passed down as a legacy that once actually meant something when people around here mostly lived by farming. Back in the day.
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And yet the tulips are still at their peak.
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​Wild Tulipa clusiana.
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Why an early wild tulip would bloom at the same time as a Chinese peony is something to ask the lilacs about.
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.​Just above, I remarked that some roses were contemplating bloom. Don’t know why I said that; the yellow Banksia wild rose along our abandoned lane is one huge puff of bloom. It usually blooms around May Day so it too is a couple of weeks early.
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Yellow “Lady Banks” Rose.
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​Banksia, a native of Western and Central China, has been cultivated there for many hundreds of years or even longer. The wild form is a single with five petals per bloom, and the fragrant cultivated version is a double, as the picture shows. The English botanist J. D. Parks purchased the yellow Lady Banks rose in a nursery in China in 1824 and brought it back to Europe aboard the ship Lowther Castle, part of a celebrated haul of Chinese garden plants, shrubs and trees. Lady Banks falls somewhere between shrub and small tree, a formidable plant.
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The least demanding rose I know of.
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​Bridalwreath Spirea (Spirea prunifolia) complements Lady Banks.
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Along the abandoned lane.
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​Gardening is delving and toting, transforming our lives into Weed Bug Hell and living out God’s notorious warning, “In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread.” We did not really need God to tell us that; our grandfathers told us that much, as they heard from their grandfathers and the grandfathers before them. There is a long tradition of comparing gardens and Edens and using gardens as metaphors for divine encounters, but to those who actually make gardens, Jeremiah 12:2 is actually more like it: “Thou hast planted them, yea, they have taken root: they grow, yea, they bring forth fruit: thou art near in their mouth, and far from their reins.” Of course Jeremiah was having a Jeremiad and speaking of the wicked specifically, not plants; “Wherefore doth the way of the wicked prosper?” (Jeremiah 12:1). But the gardener who has knuckled at Ragweed in the mud "knoweth" the answer and finds weeds wicked. Why are weeds wicked? Because they interfere with our Paradise, when all we really want is to let our tulips speak for us.
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Oh were my tulips to speak!
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Time and Place

4/11/2020

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In my last blog I mentioned the fight to keep nature from taking the garden back, and how rapidly weeds and weather overtake normal garden maintenance tasks, adding things gardeners must suddenly do to the other things the gardener was already doing. The sudden double-shot of work in late March and early April ultimately discourages more than a few home gardeners, or leads to hiring garden professionals to do the whole fun part.
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Temperate Zone gardens change fast. The seasons can turn surprisingly rapidly. In winter the ground is a mixture of near-freezing mud and dead leaves and sticks. Then the hibernating winter soil, full of turgid roots and sleeping insects and larvae, changes to greasy spring soil exhaling its winter rot. The spring degassing is accompanied by a fantastic explosion of weeds in the disturbed soil of the garden. Weeds love disturbed soil. They must be pulled for both aesthetic and cultivation purposes, as competitors against the plants of our own choice.
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Treena pointing out a rose bed weed explosion. 
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​Weed explosions are caused by the creation of the bed itself. Weeds could be defined as wild plants that love freshly disturbed soil. The shallowness of weeds—both biological and intellectual—is the key to fighting the spring weed onslaught. But resistance is not victory. All other things being equal, the size of a garden is determined—brutally fixed—by the amount of weeding and maintenance you can do, or afford to have done for you. We still enlarge the garden every year, moving fence sections as we go to keep the deer out, but the limit of what Karen and I can realistically hope to take care of is somewhat close to hand.
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Some deer—three members of a herd of ten, spread out along the edge of the woods.
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​Weeds and weather transitions aside, the structure of the ground itself—not just the surface of a few flowerbeds, but the topology, the structure of the subsoil, even geology itself, not to mention the question of water, matter a lot. The bedding itself, as garden soil, has liquidity and wants to obey water and gravity and migrate downhill. Keeping the soil from leaching out or migrating away is therefore necessary, and that is the reason for the hardscaping. Hardscaping also opens up the temptation to decorate. I prefer to decorate with stone, but tiling and paving also make weeding and cultivation easier—easier to do and easier to plan—so our garden, which includes slopes, seems to be fighting to climb up into raised beds and terraces. 
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Hard hardscaping.
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​The earliest gardens were human attempts to get something to eat. The cultivars in those gardens began as weeds. We hear that Paradise was tended. Ornamentation soon followed. Later the Babylonians hung their garden, making the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World list. It must have been spectacular. Gardens seem to have become overtly metaphorical—living and growing handcrafted metaphors for nature—very long ago. Metaphorical gardens abound in painting and verse. Why does nature need any such translation into metaphor? Some of the most aesthetically gratifying gardens are the most naturalistic—think of the Japanese garden and the Romantic garden.

But then there are Continental gardens, knot gardens, shrubberies and formalized beds, Dutch gardening, Versailles. Patterned gardens have been called metaphors for the conquest of nature. They could also be seen as humorous gardens, gardens designed to make you smile; or scientific gardens, designed to elevate landscaping to architecture and the mathematical. It is an awful lot of cost and work. Why do we do it?
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Do we even have any hints about the answer to that? The best I can come up with is a parallel comparison. In our humanity we struggle high and low to make experience itself metaphorical. Poetry, song and story, music, sculpture and painting, the arts and sciences in general, are how we re-represent our physical presence in the world and our incidents and involvements large and small, whether with people or with plants and insects, to ourselves and others. We have to have these metaphorical structures. There is probably no one reason why.

Yesterday was wet, windy and chill. Despite the raw and emphatic weather, the redbuds reached full bloom, blooming directly from the bark as well as the limbs.
 
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We don’t see this every year.
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​A couple of days ago I took a needed break from all the planned or suddenly necessary work and did something unnecessary for fun—recovering old shed foundations.
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The skeleton shed and old worn-out gates.
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​The right side of the partly dismantled shed in the photo above had an animal stall at the back. This was dug into the slope and lined with big pieces of cut granite and some marble, topped off with stuccoed brick. I find this a truly odd use for such decent-sized pieces of cut stone, but all this was built by a construction contractor with lots of tag ends and leftovers to use up, an awfully long time ago. 
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Mortared brick and stucco over cut slab granite.
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Some delicate teasing with a crowbar and a ten-pound sledgehammer enabled the stones to be eased out.
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​Cut granite, precious brick rubble, and even a beveled and polished piece of white marble labeled 90.
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​When I eventually finish uprooting the foundation on the in-ground side of the skeleton shed, there will be five times as much rubble and cut stone as the photo shows, and I hope for more marble.

I don’t know why the shed was built in this way but I like the legacy. These are the actual stones that the builders rejected, as sung in the Psalms and referenced in passing by Mark, Judy Collins and The Byrds among others, and many a corner will they make, freed to live again in the sun and the wind and the rain.
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    Gary Dale Mawyer has been writing for over four decades, and to date has published four novels, Rockfish, The Southern Skylark,  Exemptions, and The Adventures of Reese Macaque, P.I., as well as a biographical history, Sergeant Wolinski and the Great War, and a short story collection, Dark and Other Stories. Gary's writings draw on a wealth of history, lore and lived experience. He has a B.A. and an M.F.A. from the University of Virginia. Gary is a Central Virginia native with over 40 years of publishing and editing experience. His interests include American and Virginia history, military history, geology, hiking, travel, landscaping and gardening.  He is the father of four grown children and has four grandchildren. He lives with his wife Karen and two cats in Albemarle County. 

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